A group of bloggers have done what will be the revelation of the year: Gustavo Gorriti is version of Chuck Norris lorcha .
Right.
After declaring him in the trial of Fujimori, the case in which Gorriti was taken to the basement of Pentagonito, where using his extensive knowledge of language, his avid information on issues of terrorism and military a group of bloggers, led by all Morse, who was the first to notice and make appropriate analogies , and with the participation of Godoy, Reaño , Manrique and who writes this post, then of a systematic investigation, gather evidence and cotejación data, we concluded as significant.
turns out that after hearing him talk, we discovered that Gorriti is omnipotent, omnipresent and omniscient, like Chuck Norris. Then we gather the relevant facts of the life of the great Gustavo Gorriti:
- His tears can cure cancer. But Gorriti not cry. Never. (The Walrus)
- Gorriti know who made the Nazca lines and for what. (The Walrus)
- Gorriti know who killed JFK. (Polyethylene)
- Gorriti know who killed Palomino Moreno. (The Walrus)
- Gorriti know if the roosters have eggs or not. (Reaño)
- The Colonel has no one to write, because Gustavo Gorriti intercepts your mail. (The Walrus)
- The Deep Rivers are called so since Gustavo Gorriti came up urinating at the foot of the road. (The Walrus)
- Gorriti know if Alan and Hague had an affair. (Manrique)
- Gorriti knew what they were talking mosquitoes. (Reaño)
- Gorriti know when you screwed up Peru. At the time when Peru attempted to screw Gorriti. (The Walrus)
- Gorriti know the cure for man's tree. (Manrique)
- Gorriti and Daniel Alcides Carrión Andean injected wart. Gorriti survived. (The Walrus)
- Gorriti was tortured in the basement of the SIE. Did not cry and mourn their torturers with his eyes. (The Walrus)
- Gorriti was the mastermind behind Pinky and the Brain. (Manrique)
- Gorriti protects El Dorado. (The Walrus)
- Gorriti knew where it was Machu Picchu. Always. (Polyethylene)
- Gorriti taught him the art of arms of Tupac Yupanqui. (Manrique)
- Gorriti just defeated the Chankas. Pachacutec was his squire. (The Walrus)
- Toledo won the 2001 because it was Gustavo Gorriti Approved! (The Walrus)
- Seiya Gorriti beats. With hands and legs tied. Only his beard. and arrives at the 20th direction. (The Walrus)
- Gorriti Dohko is the master of Libra. (The Walrus)
- Gorriti makes a game last half Tsubasa episode. (Polyethylene)
- Gorriti taught her to throw Oliver cyclone. (Manrique)
- Gorriti built Unicron and Primus with what he taught McGiver. (The Walrus)
- Gorriti maintenance makes Optimus Prime. (Manrique)
- Sacsahuaman stones were washed using the beard hairs Gorriti. (Manrique)
- Gorriti not need a Swiss army knife to build an airplane. (The Walrus)
- Gorriti is the platonic love McGiver. (The Walrus)
- Gorriti build a hydrogen bomb from foam zebra, tacu tacu and newsprint. (Manrique)
- Gorriti's beard is the missile shield that Russia wants to Azerbaijan. (Manrique)
- Moses had a beard because I wanted to be like Gorriti. (Polyethylene)
- Gorriti can say the Lord and not fear. Lord afraid of Gorriti. (The Walrus)
- Rambo is the biopic of Gorriti for children. (The Walrus)
- Robocop Gorriti has care of her pitbull toy. (Manrique)
- When Gorriti sings, down hills. What hills, the mountains. (Manrique)
- When Gorriti go to the psychoanalyst, the latter ends up telling their trauma Gorriti. (The Walrus)
- Gorriti wrote Perublogs all the code with a single finger in 5 minutes. (The Walrus)
- Gorriti Perublogs know how much you earn from Google Adsense. (Manrique)
- Bill Gates pays Gorriti about fixing the bugs of Vista. (Manrique)
- Gorriti Gorriti using Windows Vista Edition. And not a single bug or virus or spy ware entering. (The Walrus)
- Life imprisonment will be replaced by a super fight free Hell in a Cell with Gorriti. (Manrique)
addition, here is what has put the expert on this subject, The Walrus.
addition, here is what has put the expert on this subject, The Walrus.
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