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Plastic World and Draft Notebook are pleased to announce through this post, the top 50 phrases, sayings and interdicts of this 2007 that is about to end. All the major events of politics, entertainment and sports marking this year. Then, in order of impact and relevance, the best quotes of 2007:

1. "Why do not you shut up? - Juan Carlos of Spain to Hugo Chávez. ( Someone had to do it, no? )

2. "I am innocent!" - Alberto Fujimori ( If cuñao, if cuñao )

3. "ashamed to admit 31 October 1976, at a camp in Marcahuasi, in the absence of toilet paper, I had to use a local newspaper - Hernan Garrido-Lecca (What diary was? Account! )

4. "Peru deserves a better president than Hugo Chavez" - Dick Cheany ( And the United States deserve a better vice president who Cheany )

5. "Don lapilli, and gadfly Don Don Comeche, who are always wanting to stop the tide of Peru" - Alan Garcia, referring to cargamontón social protests. ( The cow can not remember when going to be beef )

6. "I've been waiting for some people I had a meeting. Suddenly call me and say that the meeting frustrated. When I am retiring, I met a friend of mine, Major Germain Cuadra, who invites me to chat with friends for me to tell one of them about diabetes. "- Shooting Constitutional Court judge, Javier Ríos Castillo. ( course, because diabetes is digested better with a good duck rice )

7. "The value attributed almost mystical ideology (Shining Path) reminded the Force Luke Skywalker ..." - James Roncaglioro ( May the force be with you, Gonzalo )

8. "Genaro Genaro Genaro give me my money!" - Gino Dacueto, former Channel 5 trabajor. ( When we do a verse of the anthem? )

9. "My secretary was me" - Alfredo Bryce. ( I said to myself, so there could be secretary Gross )

10. "(The Chinese patrol tender) the most transparent in recent years" - Luis Alva Castro. ( As clear as the waters of the Rio Rimac, of course )

11. "I applaud that someone has the courage to remove the monument away, I myself would have gone with my camber to clear the name of my relative" - Martha Chavez, the Eye that Cries ( It did miss the " Marthismos " )

12. "Do not give up because I think a person capable, I believe that under the conditions of my players. And I did not run to the rats even when burned potatoes "- Chemo del Solar (D fter this, Chemo was treated for burns to his hand )

13. " I do not remember that was nine years ago, my brain does not deal "- Susy Diaz ( Now I understand why you came to Congress 12 years ago )

14. " I'm in charge here "- César San Martín ( things in place)

15. "In my village we call orgies at parties with liquor and food" - Gustavo Espinoza ( In my town we call ... um ... Christmas! )

16. "We are never going to accept to touch the Chinese gentlemen otherwise caviar or the judiciary, we will have to measure forces on the streets "Kenji Fujimori ( Yes, You and Whose Army? )

17. "If this lady had been white, blonde and blue eyes, nothing would have happened" - Elsa Canchaya talking about Jack Simon. ( No, probably would have hired Walter Menchola )

18. "Alan Garcia has stopped talking for a week. That is wonderful! The country has entered a sort of tranquility. He stops talking and things run smoothly. " - Julio Cotler ( He is Right )

19. "We are ready to use weapons that are legally registered in order to solve the dockers' strike" - José Chlimper ( Ahhh social consciousness ... )

20. "heads will roll tonight ..." - Jaime Bayly, before announcing the partying at the Golf Hotel. ( wheel When you, incidentally? )

21. "I know that the person is in the doldrums, and do not want to use to Pisco to stand up, please (...) I did not steal the people I was with Vladimiro not to eat the avocado of the people "- Raul Anicama Laura Bozzo, in Pisco . ( Sometimes truth is painful, just ask the boyfriend of Laura )

22. "I claim that at least there is more APRA. There can be no more because most of the charges has been busy, I'd say with flags and mats, persons from the previous administration who do not want to leave. " - Mauricio Mulder ( I claim that there is less APRA in Congress, for example )

23. "I'm not going to believe, but I honestly do not remember" Fujimori at his trial (Nor Masks were reading or TV you saw: Were you in a bubble? )

24. "Only a fool sovereign makes a contract specifying that you lift the image" - Alan talking Garrido Lecca. ( Are your ministers, remember )

25. "In Iran we do not have homosexuals like in your country" - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad ( course not going to be if they kill all )

26. "I've never had (a relationship with Montesinos). It was a circumstance necessary to solve some problems of the Party (APRA), so there was that. "- Agustín Mantilla. ( Still having lunch with friends, I tell you )

27. "I hear someone say," Where's Mandela? Well, Mandela's dead because Saddam Hussein killed all the Mandela "- George W. Bush ( "Hussein ruled South Africa? Holaaaa? )

28. " Democracy has to invest. You have to assume these costs (40 million soles for the referendum) "- Mauricio Mulder on death penalty. ( Is not it better to build hospitals or schools? )

29. "At no time Professor Uribe was accompanied by a member of the campus (Selected) in the club, so I can say that has not committed any breach of discipline "- Juvenal Silva ( Then just voted for bad )

30. The argument of" plagiarized but it's great "is an academic version of the politician" stole but did work. "- Fernando Vivas, on defenders Bryce. ( Where to put the eye ... )

31. " I want to walk routes of lesbianism "- Mercedes Cabanillas, questioned about their sexuality. ( Are you or are you not? )

32. Mr Del Castillo, does it censure by amnesiac? - Nancy Obregon, Huey interpellation. ( Best give it a Memorex )

33. "At that moment, he remembered that he was disabled" - Jorge Del Castillo on Pandolfi ( contagious amnesia)

34. "Garcia must remember that APRA was practically born in the insurrection against Leguía, when he decided to dedicate the Republic of Peru to the Sacred Heart of Jesus. Aggg ... nauseating. " Julio Cotler ( Where beats the memory! )

35. " I thank my beloved First Vice President, our Vice Admiral Giampietri, for his heroism, his courage, his fearlessness certain winds of war blowing, but you always stay strong "- Edwin Donayre. ( "Valor and courage? What that showed the day of the killing of Fronton? )

36. " Montesinos was not a minister because the minister had no face "- Fujimori ( Face" what is then? Do we have idiots face? )

37. Victoria de Mierda "- Hugo Chavez ( Altos democratic values \u200b\u200b)

38. " I think I am like any political figure. Everyone wants to be loved, but sometimes the decisions you make and the consequences it does not want one "- George W. Bush ( Any political figure does not load with 600 thousand deaths in Iraq )

39. "Now I'm trying to find out about the party theme of some selected after collision Brazil. When you have the conclusions, I will take the necessary measures, whether they are not to reconvene or other decision involved "Chemo del Solar ( do you escape you turtle? )

40. " We help those who voted for us "- Del Castillo . ( And those who did not vote for you, we will throw them out of there )

41. " No, I regret (having put in evidence colleagues). One must assume the consequences of their actions. I had no evil or evil. I enjoy life, I have tried very well. I have naughty boy soul. "- Carlos Torres Caro. ( Without evil there is no sin )

42. "I will use my 10 years experience as a former president even gridding by Japan and the world" - Fujimori, running for congress Japanese. ( Expert in leakage also )

43. "The ancient city of Pisco, in token of eternal gratitude for your solidarity and support after the earthquake of August 15, 2007. With affection, the people of Peru and the people of Pisco - Pisco 7.9 Label ( "Thanks from the ancient city of Pisco, the Minister Rafael Rey, or the pisco business? )

44. "People complain that Chavez wants a third mandato.Ahora, why would anyone complain when Margaret Thatcher was in power for so many years?" - Lula da Silva. ( Because even Chuck Norris is afraid Thatcher )

45. "I want to be like Gandhi and Martin Luther King and John Lennon, but I want to stay alive" - \u200b\u200bMadonna . ( a sign that you should open your mouth only to sing )

46. "Down All" - cover of Peru 21 after the defeat of the national soccer team for 5 to 1 against Ecuador . ( Without doubt, the public outcry! But we are still waiting )

47. "I'm a country man and say things directly," Chiquitín Salazar, before leaving to become a minister. ( why everybody loves 3 laps led)

48. "It was my secretary" - Alfredo Bryce. ( Now we know what you meant )

49. "I'm not going to tear their hair out by the population. Less'm going to line up at 3 am in the Social Security" - Martha Hildebrandt ( If you can not stay awake at 3 pm, except at 3 am )

50. "I will not resign" - Benedicto Jimenez, Chemo del Solar, Carlos Arana, Manuel Burga and continue signatures ...

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Phrases of 2007 Season Predictions!

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new year arrives, and start jumping all witches and shamans , what fools and blind, to release all their predictions for 2008. Release all sorts of ideas, absurdities, inventions and gossip that sometimes have no logical sense whatsoever.
I, for some years, soil review what esoteric predictions predicted for the year closes.
I have to confess that I have a Caserita , a person who I've been listening for several years now, since I woke up at dawn to listen to my horoscope in RPP : Agatha Lys .
Well, it turns out that in recent years, there has been very successful with his comments about the future. Luckily mine and yours, there's the Internet, Google and its eternal cache, which always finds things like this:

Regarding the political level, the esoteric indicates that Alberto Fujimori has prepared a plan leakage that will surprise everyone as bold and daring of its protagonists. However, his health, which may become sensitive, the plan will fail at the last minute. "It will have a year very agitated" he adds.

Great, is that the Fundo Barbadillo was part of the plan. If cuñao , that I believe it.
Also I have to say it is very likely Montesinos abscond because he wants to Al-Qaeda :

Vladimiro Montesinos threaten next year with new revelations because "not yet said all" with will try to negotiate apparatus threaten their sentences. Continue their blood pressure problem and will expose an unbelievable escape plan that would be involved in paramilitary groups Colombians, and even Arab extremists CIA because it has classified information on terrorist groups linked to Al- Qaeda. We

2 here. But looking more is that there is no other fault. Lo Alan García very vague, not to mention the ministers nor the Congress . But something made my hair stand on end:

the numerous earthquakes that have occurred in recent weeks may indicate that a major earthquake is coming. "Signs point to yes would be an earthquake in 2007 and the southern states of the world as the highest risk. The star chart indicates the months of March, May and October as the most dangerous. But several earthquakes could occur in these months, which we gives hope that there will be a devastating. I pray that this prediction is not fulfilled, "he says.

Uyuyuyuy ! I missed the months nomas. But as far as the Alpha and Omega predicted an earthquake, so I think it was sung.
No, not for anything away from her, but what a pity that only his predictions have been found online. Wanted to know who said Josie or northern Champaign or any other folk figure, often appearing in these weeks in the morning shows to tell us that an asteroid will pass 1.3563476574324234 kilometers of land.
Not that I'm an insensitive and I make fun of these things, on the contrary, I am very superstitious , and make more effort to be rational, I'm not steel, so it is not difficult frightened by these things.

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did not take 48 hours to leave and deny everything.

"I'm not right"
"I'm no friend of Schultz "
"I'm not pro-employer"

know the script, is an old story: What follows is a public apology, with some crocodile tears in front of a program ayayero . I see it every Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
I still do not understand, or at least do me the other way. It is true that there is a "rightward " of government, especially in the emphasis of the direction being taken by the government in its policies.
But the appointment of Ministers has brought queue, because no one cove the idea of \u200b\u200bhaving people who have some skeletons in the closet in key positions.

I tell them that Flores-Araoz was my grandmother's favorite Congressman: Well, she voted for the PPC all his life, but lately (and not so recently) has been well unfortunate, especially Lourdes since it dropped. Undoubtedly the best of all was when he said how "the flames and vicuña " would decide on the TLC , referring to the inhabitants of the highlands of Peru. It seems that a lot of oxygen from the coast because such statements (Applicable also Bayly ) . And now the Ministry of Defence ( Plop!) With the task of maintaining a FF reform . AA , if he wants, no. Let Allan Wagner , terribly beaten by the newspapers Fujimori, who is now going to The Hague process that will make it very active. I imagine that more than a soldier must be rubbing their hands, hoping to return to the old ways.
With the same destination, the decision to place Rosario Fernández in justice warrants also a huge, musty, phosphorescent question mark. First it was (is?) Schultz lawyer, former owner of Channel 5, now hidden in Switzerland. And then the leg comes up: say that Fujimori is guilty full trial is a good way to get the orange accuse executive interference and do a circus based on the argument of "judicial persecution." Thanks, you're the new monkey. About Mario
Pasco, new Labor Minister to Mauricio Mulder has been the cry to heaven, without also forgetting the union APRA, the CTP , have his eye on this issue .
I guess for not doing more roches in Alfonso Ugarte decided to put Cornejo and rotate Marcahuasi that this step will go through all ministries less than Women (Run your bets to see when it comes to Premier ).
Whatever may have been the intention, as the Walrus, "consolidation a conservative against the Peruvian government (post- APRA) ". continue Rafael Rey, for example, and I imagine it must be very happy about the changes. While this is no more than 3 days, yet jocosidades know they will do. At least I assume that journalists are going to have much to publish in 2008.

other hand: "How dare they leave to Alva Castro? Is it going to get him out of cabinet a coffin?

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If there is a musical era that I like more than others, should be the early 80s. While we were here with Belaunde, existed in England and the U.S. one movement independent bands who were born from the ashes of punk. Some gang members directly in the genre, other groups used other elements and created a unique sound for its time. In this phenomenon was given the name Post-Punk. Truth does not know who coined the term for this phenomenon, but according to wiki, it was Simon Reynolds, the English critic and renowned hitórico (It sounds like urban legend.) The 2 characteristics of the Post-Punk were the diversity of styles and sounds within the same scene, as well as the subsequent influence, ranging from the Gothic Rock, Indutrial, New Wave, to current bands like Radiohead and Franz Ferdinand.
So I carefully and make a small video Decalogue most representative sound of the era.


Public Image Limited - Low Life:



Gang of Four - Damage Goods:



Joy Division - She's Lost Control



The Raincoats - Fairytale in the Supermarket:



Maganize - The Light Pours Out of Me:



The Pop Group - She's Beyond Good and Evil:



James Chance and the Contortions - I Can't Stand Myself:



The Human League - Don't You Want me?:



Pere Ubu - Breath:



The Birthday Party - Nick The Stripper:



Killing Joke - Eighties:



The Fall - I am Damo Suzuki:



Swans - Beautiful Child:

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I'll break my Hippocratic oath and make something that did not think to. But the opportunity is presented to make things worthwhile.
acuierdan do not know if that popular series of Channel 13, which both gave rating to "Goals in Action" Bengoa, the Rosa Series. Well, his argument time and softcore either great joy, was a hit among teenagers and adults in pre cable. It turns out that Penelope Cruz, English actress took her five minutes in this series, even speaking in French!
Well, I leave you with the video: